Must Laugh - 9 Most funny Short Jokes

A must laff- 9 Most funny Short Jokes




1. Dangote's daughter
cheated on me and you
say I
should break up? Don't
you know that Love is
all about
forgiveness.


2. Beloved sisters in the
Lord, if your boyfriend
can
finish 5 loafs of bread
and 2 fishes; you are
dating 5000 people.


3. How can a pastor be
preaching about charity
and
put a
password on Church
WIFI?


4. A boy I beat up back
then in primary school is
now
in
the US Army. He poses
with guns on Facebook,
and looks like he hasn't
forgotten.


5. One stone is enough
to break a glass, one
word is
enough to break a
heart, one second is
enough to fall in love
BUT Why is one chapter
not
enough to pass exams?


6. They say "One good
turn deserves another"
One bad
turn nko, wat does it
deserve?


7. When you see a
Nigerian couple outside
staring at
the
moon, It's either NEPA
(Nigeria's
Electricity company)
took the light or they
are waiting for the
smell of the insecticide
to
subside.


8. I just saw a Tricycle
(Keke Napepe) with an
inscription
"Trust No woman, I once had a
range rover".

9. If you
want to change the
world, do it now that
you
are still single, because
when you get married, You can't Even change the T.V station...............

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